Saturday, March 18, 2017

Smoke Weed and Be Skinny: The Stoner Diet Plan


A recent study out of the University of Nebraska, the Harvard School of Public Health and Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center shows that pot smokers, on average, have smaller waists and higher levels of "good cholesterol" than non pot smokers even though they tend to eat more. Finally, a diet plan that's fun and effective!
Researchers  dow know  what it is about marijuana that makes it such a useful regulator of blood sugar or how it manages to speed up you metabolism, but the proof is in the six pudding cups that you just watched your stoner cousin Tim down in one sitting. So how can one of these slim, THC-laden bodies be yours? As someone who doesn't really smoke, I'm not sure myself, which is why I — like Dian Fossey going to live with the gorillas — reached out to some of my closest, highest friends (i.e. the ones who are currently on Gchat) for a little advice on how to follow the Stoner's Diet Plan.
Follow the steps below and then add weed.
I'm lucky to be deskmates with Tracie Egan Morrissey whose book   (which she cowrote with fellow Gawker writer Rich Juzwiak) is the perfect manual for stoners. When I asked her for diet advice, she just handed me a copy and directed me to page 217 — "How to Be a Pothead Without Gaining Weight."

     Source: jezebel.com/smoke-weed-and-be-skinny

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